Thursday, October 11, 2007

Dracula

How to get rid of Dracula:
1. Invite him to the beach. Sunlight! The stuff kills him.
2. Garlic! Eat it, wear it, sleep in it - he can't stand the stuff.
3. Flash him a crucifix. That burns him and he'll take off for sure.
4. And the best thing to do? Turn off the TV!